Dactylisms

Dear Guy that Offered to Return my Redbox DVDs,

Thanks to you I now paid a fee of $30 for your complete dishonesty. I was at first apprehensive for giving you the DVDs, but then felt guilty for thinking that someone would stoop so low as to offer to return my DVDs then steal them. But guess what? You did steal them. So not only did it cost me $30, but it cost my trust in strangers. I hope you enjoy the romantic comedies that you STOLE for the rest of your life. Really was The Proposal and The Ugly Truth worth it? I secretly hope they break your DVD player and maybe even your big screen TV that you spent lots on. As they say, "Karma is a..."

Sincerely,
The Stupid Girl that Trusted you were doing something nice