Dactylisms

I have to admit I think I might a germaphobe. I hate it when people put their bags on my desk. It grosses me out. This is my space. This is where my hands touch, my arms rest, where I do my work, so it really is gross when someone puts their bags, which might I add have been on the floor, on my desk. Maybe I am neurotic, but I don't have health insurance and don't want the swine, avian, or any other nasty sounding flu.