You know when everything just seems to start off on the wrong foot in the morning and it leaves you in a funk?
Well, this morning after taking a nice hot shower, I stepped in cat vomit. Yes, you read right, cat vomit. And although I know it is not his fault that his stomach was upset, it drives me crazy. He is like a vomiting cat ninja. Instead of doing it say next to his litter box, which would obviously ruin his bathroom routine, he vomits on the brown and orange '70's linoleum between the kitchen and hallway right at the corner where I would have no hope of seeing it.
This whole incident comes only two weeks after I stumbled upon cat vomit BEHIND the blinds of the bay window. Hmmm what to do, what to do...
Alright so he may look less like a ninja in this picture and more like a porn star, but can't you see the vomit scheming going on in his eyes. He secretly enjoys it.
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